Kitty!Kurt/human!Blaine. Warnings for: sex during “heat”, brief mentions of past abuse, brief size kink, brief conception kink (no actual conception).
Blaine is buying champagne when Rachel calls. The liquor store is crowded; he’s worried that if he puts his bottles down to answer her they’ll be grabbed up before he has a chance to defend them, so he cradles his phone between his jaw and shoulder and taps the accept button with his chin.
"You would not believe the acrobatics that I just managed to answer you with my face," he says.
"You are amazing." She pauses. "Dare I ask?"
He laughs. It wouldn’t be the first time that she’s interrupted him in the middle of something that had required the full dedication of all of his limbs. “I’m making a very hasty champagne purchase. Competition is fierce. Last minute party invitation.”
"Oh, do tell."
"Nothing personal, just a director who I’ve been trying to get face time with." He frowns. "I could try and swing the plus one angle if you’ve changed your mind about staying home with the in-laws.”
"No, thank you, darling. This is a business call, unfortunately. I didn’t want to bother you this close to the holiday, but I’m out of options. We had a stray dropped off five minutes before closing and I can’t take him. Howard’s parents are using the spare bedroom and his father is terribly allergic. Every single one of my other fosters are either out of town, hosting guests, or celebrating already."
hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?
The hiatus continues
OH TRUST ME, I’M DOING MY FAIR SHARE OF LOOKIN’ ksjdhfjshdjfhskjdf
and blaine’s hands are underneath kurt - just out of frame you can see blaine dragging his hand back up his own thigh and it looks like it brushes between his legs and oh what a time to be alive (◡‿◡✿)
pretty sure darren’s hand is under chris’ ass while chris is in his lap
i’m a-okay right now
DARREN SAID HE LOVED “YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG” WITH CHRIS COLFER AND THAT IT WAS SO SWEET GOODBYEEE