eeyoregirl72 prompted: pregnant!Kurt is stuck in their apartment building’s elevator when the power goes out. Blaine, who is in their apartment, gets a call from Kurt who thinks he’s going into labor.
"That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Like that could actually happen."
Kurt rolled his eyes and swiped the bowl of popcorn from his husband’s hands, carefully balancing it on his rounded belly before he dug in and grabbed a handful of kernels. Blaine snickered next to him, grinning as he chewed, his focus still onscreen even though he knew Kurt was probably making the most ridiculous scoffing facial expressions over what they were watching.
"I’m pretty sure it’s happened though, otherwise how would a bunch of tv shows include it in their storylines? Saved By the Bell wasn’t the only one to do it, you know? The Nanny did it. The Suite Life of Zack and Cody-”
"It’s just so dumb though. Oh, you get on an elevator, it breaks down, and then your water breaks! Wow! Dumb.”
You may be angry about the writers of your favorite show but you have to remind yourself, “It could be worse, I could be a Glee fan.”
If you are a Glee fan, you’re fucked.
danisnotonfire + hobbit hair appreciation (and the bane of my existence)
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
e) where is the video of them putting their nails in nail polish remover because that has to be so satisfying to watch