"Landing On Your Feet" - Kurt/Blaine

missbeizy:

Kitty!Kurt/human!Blaine.  Warnings for: sex during “heat”, brief mentions of past abuse, brief size kink, brief conception kink (no actual conception).

Blaine is buying champagne when Rachel calls. The liquor store is crowded; he’s worried that if he puts his bottles down to answer her they’ll be grabbed up before he has a chance to defend them, so he cradles his phone between his jaw and shoulder and taps the accept button with his chin.

"You would not believe the acrobatics that I just managed to answer you with my face," he says.

"You are amazing." She pauses. "Dare I ask?"

He laughs. It wouldn’t be the first time that she’s interrupted him in the middle of something that had required the full dedication of all of his limbs. “I’m making a very hasty champagne purchase. Competition is fierce. Last minute party invitation.”

"Oh, do tell."

"Nothing personal, just a director who I’ve been trying to get face time with." He frowns. "I could try and swing the plus one angle if you’ve changed your mind about staying home with the in-laws.”

"No, thank you, darling. This is a business call, unfortunately. I didn’t want to bother you this close to the holiday, but I’m out of options. We had a stray dropped off five minutes before closing and I can’t take him. Howard’s parents are using the spare bedroom and his father is terribly allergic. Every single one of my other fosters are either out of town, hosting guests, or celebrating already."

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22 Apr 14 @ 11:24 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
genius-of-a-fake-suicide:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski







JOHN WAZOWSKI

The hiatus continues

genius-of-a-fake-suicide:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski

image

JOHN WAZOWSKI

The hiatus continues

22 Apr 14 @ 11:16 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Anonymous inquired:

damn ann look at kurt arching like a cat in heat he very clearly enjoys being petted and please explain where blaine's hands are because they're clearly not anywhere we can see...

slightestwind:

OH TRUST ME, I’M DOING MY FAIR SHARE OF LOOKIN’ ksjdhfjshdjfhskjdf

and blaine’s hands are underneath kurt - just out of frame you can see blaine dragging his hand back up his own thigh and it looks like it brushes between his legs and oh what a time to be alive (◡‿◡✿)

22 Apr 14 @ 11:12 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

kissedmequiteinsane:

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pretty sure darren’s hand is under chris’ ass while chris is in his lap

it’s cool

it’s fine

i’m a-okay right now

22 Apr 14 @ 11:09 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
❝ Then Will has to ditch out on opening night because Emma is in labor. I forgot we had time jumped and thought “Well that can’t be safe” but no, we’re in Glee time, she’s probably been pregnant for like 15 months, we’re cool, everything is cool.
— Leakynews (Glee 5.17 Recap)(X)
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❝ I really loved when we did “You Make Me Feel So Young.” I’m a big jazz standards guy, so that was fun for me. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, that was really sweet, it was fun. It sounded really good, too.
— Darren Criss on his favorite Klaine duet of the season [x] (via charmingprincewarbler)
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Already Home music video

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klaine-is-a-lifestyle:

DARREN SAID HE LOVED “YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG” WITH CHRIS COLFER AND THAT IT WAS SO SWEET GOODBYEEE

22 Apr 14 @ 10:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

dapperdick:

If it’s that easy to kiss Darren then show me where to sign my fucking name.

22 Apr 14 @ 10:47 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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